Jeshi

SEXY

2007-06-08T03:43:11Z

DEAR HYDE,

SHOW ME YOUR NIPPLES PLEASE!
XOXOX
JESHI

HYDE GOT HIS NIPPLES PIERCED! OMGOMGOMG

Sayonara!! ToT

2007-04-17T05:17:41Z

Ah! I am absolutely devistated to have to report this to the ones that dont know.

As of April 30th 2007 Bou will no longer be a member of antic cafe!!!! ToT

http://community.livejournal.com/an_cafe/636836.html

I am so sad! Absolutely devistated!

I cant believe it!

All you cafekkos out there unite! support the band and support Bou! *Sob sob*

*cries as she listens to ancafe's Smile ichiban ii onna*

Gackt and Kyos Illegitimate love child ^.^

2007-04-11T04:54:03Z

I will show you!!! I swear thats what happened!

PLUS EQUALS...

THIS!~

AHHHH I LOVE HIM! Bahahaha!

Annnyway, for those who dont know this is Nero. I think that he looks like the spawn of Gackt and kyo ( Thank you Gackts mutant sperm!!!) And so I decided it was important enough to post~ ^^

Damn~!I fucking love this ugly little bastard! Ugh! So cute!
Does anyone else see the resemblance?

-Jesh out-

Happy Zombie Jesus day!

2007-04-09T08:23:59Z

Tomorrow, between my second cup of coffee and my fourth cigarette I will pray to whoever will listen to run me down in some tragic and ultimately fitting way.

Dear god, if you really are so nifty, will you plaster my corpse along the grill of that speeding bus?
Your fan,

me

Amen or whatever.

HAPPY DEATHDAY JESUS!
(Who doesn't love zombies?)

I didnt get you a gift or anything, but I am sure you understand. <3

Thank you god for inventing Sex, Jrockers, Fanservice and slash fiction.

...Maybe I am religious~

-Jesh out-

Happy Birthday Bryden!

2007-04-02T07:27:24Z

God!
Im so tired! Ugh, Today was pretty good but now I am exaustedXcore =/
Happy birthday to my pal Bryden today~ Hope you had a good birthday party! I sure had a blast, haha ^^

So anyway, Im'a going to bed...

Hope everyone is doing well!~

Xoxoxox

Jeshi~

PS:

Hope you all have pleasant dreams~

FUCK

2007-03-31T05:14:35Z

1. Put MP3 player (or whatever) on shuffle.
2. Take the first 25 songs.
3. Add "in my pants."
4. Post your list.

well, this is mine... they probably arent too funny unfortunately...

1. Macabre in my pants
2. Cage in my pants
3. Show me your love in my pants
4. Neuromancer in my pants
5. Saku in my pants
6. I think Im paranoid in my pants
7. Onpu no tagami in my pants
8. Taiyou no Ao in my pants
9. I go in my pants
10. breakdown in my pants
11. myaku in my pants
12. I love you in my pants
13. U in my pants
14. Scalpel tron in my pants
15. Pink killer in my pants
16. The IIID Empire in my pants
17. marmalade chainsaw in my pants
18. Child prey in my pants
19. Zan in my pants
20. Cube in my pants
21. Dead tree in my pants
22. Phantasmic organ in my pants
23. Berry in my pants
24. I touch myself in my pants
25. Beast of blood in my pants
26. Dears in my pants
27. Vanilla in my pants!

And Im done! phew =/

Im sorry I made you sit through that. I honestly thought it would be really funny because of some of the song titles on my mp3 ( for example, Cherry lips, and HIGH PRESSURE) but apparently I was very VERY wrong. Hurrah~
So anyway, now that I have bored you all, here are some pics and icons for you to admire.

Hotlink away!

Damn, that hurts my eyes! >.< but its so good! T>T

muaha

2007-03-31T04:31:06Z

Maybe I am having a bit too much fun with these things~

We'll always have Fuck.

Which movie was this quote from?

Maybe only Layne will find this funny...

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Kyo. Prepare to die!

Which movie was this quote from?

Matane!

Nyan NYAN~!

2007-03-31T04:25:14Z

Hey ladies and gents!

Its jeshi here~ Just writing in to say that I am not dead and doing quite well!
I hate writing blog posts so I will probably just end up sticking a few pics to this entry in the hopes that they will distract you~ ^^

Hitsu~! So scary looking!

Today I guess will be themed...

He is just so fucking cute~!

hah

2007-03-06T23:52:39Z

Houston, we have a Jeshi.

Which movie was this quote from?

Black Plastik Emma

2007-03-06T05:10:28Z

To anyone who knows (or is interested to know) I will be starting the B.P.E livejournal very soon so stay tuned. I am really excited to get this off the ground and hopefully I can get some concept art up very soon,

Xoxoxox

Pærish (Vo.)

How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

2007-01-09T23:56:31Z

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Insist that your e mail address is:
Xena-Warrior-Princess@OCDSB.edu.on.ca
<mailto:xena-warrior-princess@ocdsb.edu.on.ca>

Elvis-the-King@OCDSB.edu.on.ca
<mailto:elvis-the-king@ocdsb.edu.on.ca>

4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

5) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

6) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

7) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

8) In the memo field of all your cheques, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS."

9) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

10) Don't use any punctuation

11) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

12) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

13) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

14) Sing along at the opera.

15) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

16) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

17) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

18) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

19) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week!!!"

20) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling " Run for your lives, they're loose!"

21) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."